Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
tom hiddleston follows josh hutcherson on twitter but josh doesn’t follow him back
why
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
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:D LMAO!!!
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
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[♐] MAP OF PANEM
↳ Full size (8MB)My reasoning and theories below the cut.
Just some rebuttals for the skeptics:
- “District 12 is too far north / its not in the Appalachians / it should be over West Virginia!” This is a map outlining the Appalachian mountains. My District 12 fits on the brown part pretty accurately. I don’t think anyone ever said it was over West Virginia.
- “There’s no coal in Pennsylvania!” Acquaint yourself with the Coal Region of Northern Pennsylvania and the bituminous coal fields of Western Pennsylvania. Its entirely plausible that coal was found in southern Pennsylvania.
- “It makes no sense that District 4, the fishing district, is nowhere near the coast!” I think this one’s due to a misunderstanding, the faint, present-day coastlines are underwater in this map, the darker, stronger colours are what remains of the land. District 4 is basically ALL coast.
- “The Capitol should be Denver / that’s not where Denver is!” I can’t find anywhere that Suzanne Collins said the Capitol was Denver, so I didn’t put it there. As for the point on my “givens” list, that came from the phi-spiral map, and I crossed out the Denver point to indicate I wasn’t going to follow it.
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What the hell is this?
